Guys are strange creatures. We just never know what exactly is their next move or what are they really saying. It is just like they don’t have the will to tell us clearly what are they actually thinking. Often, we don’t really get their true message and we end up hurt for having greater expectations. Understanding Men is like learning a new language. In an attempt to make understanding men easier we are giving you this sort of a dictionary with the most common things men say and what they actually mean when they say it.
Men & Dates
He says: Well, i am practically Single
He means: I have a girlfriend, but you are so tensed!
He says: We should definitely hang out sometimes
He means: I am afraid you are going to say no if i actually ask you on a date
He says: Should we split the bill?
He means: You are not really something special so i don’t wanna spend money on you
He says: You are such a good friend!
He means: I know you are in love with me, but i don’t want us to be a couple
He syas: Talk to you later
He means: I might call you in the next 3 months
He says: How long was your last relationship?
He means: Are you looking for an adventure or something else?
He says: I am recovering from a nasty split
He means: I plan to recover from my nasty split by going out with bunch of girls
He says: My ex was a total lunatic
He means: I screwed up so she is pissed as hell
He says: I am bad at dating
He means: You are not good enough for me to waste my energy into our relationship
He says: Can we meet at the restaurant?
He means: You are not that important for me to come and pick you up
Men & Relationships
He says: My Family is asking about you
He means: We are definitely in a relationship
He says: My parents really liked you!
He means: I think i might be falling in love with you
He says: It seems like he is a pretty close friend
He means: Was there something more serious between you two?
He says: Sorry i didn’t call
He means: I am not sorry, but i don’t feel like fighting
He says: My mom is always like that
He means: My mom doesn’t really like you
He says: I don’t want to change so don’t try making me what i am not
He means: I don’t have the guts to break up with you, so i better force you to do it
He says: It seems like most of your friends plan on wedding soon
He means: Ugh, you’ll soon start to freak over getting married
Men’s Business
He says: She seemed familiar
He means: She is hot so i was checking her out
He says: That’s a men’s business
He means: If i tell you the truth you’d think i am an animal
He says: That’s a long story
He means: That’s a story in which i am not the good guy and if you hear it you will think i am an idiot
He says: My friend is so horny
He means: I am not glad he chose his girlfriend over me
He says: I cant get why girls like him
He means: I am feeling insecure so say something that will make me more self confident
He says: I was a good boy at the bachelor party
He means: Being good is a relative thing…at least i didn’t cheat on you
He says: There will be only guys
He means: I really don’t want you to come
He says: Ben is going to break up with Angela cause she is such a control freak
He means: This is a warning – i will leave you if you act like that
Men & Serious Talks
He says: I just need space
He means: I wanna break up
He says: Don’t you think that is unreasonable?
He means: Miss, you’ve crossed the line
He says: Why are you so sensible?
He means: Why are you acting like a psycho?
He says: I didn’t mean that
He means: That was exactly what i meant but seeing you so mad i regret it.
He says: Yeah, you are probably right
He means: I don’t agree with you, but i want this fight over
He says: Nothing happened, really
He means: It did happen, buti better convince you it didn’t
He says: You act like every woman
He says: I don’t understand you at all
He says: It’s fine, really
He means: No it’s not fine, but i don’t want to talk about it.
When he says what he really means
He says & means it: I really don’t want to spend a third weekend in a row with your friend who is depressed over her breakup.
He says & means it: I really don’t get that “Sex and The City” show
He says & means it: Love, i really think that can wait till after the game
He says & means it: If society rules weren’t forcing me into wearing pants, i wouldn’t wear them at all
He says & means it: I would cut off the little finger on my right hand for one night with Megan Fox, without a doubt
He says & means it: I think you will look hot in that leather mini skirt
